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Sunday, November 1st, 2009
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7:13 pm - And the dead shall walk...
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| Wednesday, May 27th, 2009
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12:21 am - In Conversation
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| Monday, April 6th, 2009
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6:19 am - Two Things I Couldn't Convince My Father to Do to Save My Life
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| Friday, January 9th, 2009
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3:24 am - Finally
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After six years of work, I finally finished the final draft of my short story "Mark Jarvis, Prophet". It's only ten pages long, but it's finally fucking finished. It only took, what, twenty or thirty drafts?
And yes, it's about a guy who has a tumour in his bum that predicts the future when he farts. It makes sense when you read it, I promise.
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| Thursday, December 11th, 2008
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11:50 pm
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| Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008
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6:06 am
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Q: Where do you find a tortoise with no legs?
A: Exactly where you left it.
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| Sunday, September 14th, 2008
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6:10 am - David Foster Wallace, 1962 - 2008
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David Foster Wallace, novelist, essayist, and author of short fiction, was found dead on Friday night, an apparent suicide. Not everything I've said about him over the years was favourable, but he was a bright point in contemporary letters, and he will be missed. It saddens me that he felt such a drastic measure was necessary.
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4:28 am - Me and Fiona II
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| Saturday, September 13th, 2008
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2:12 am - Elizabeth May on The Agenda
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| Wednesday, September 10th, 2008
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12:43 am - Goddamn Ulcerative Colitis
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I'm not generally a "solve your problems with booze" kind of guy, but it really sucks that I can't have one night of complete fucking oblivion.
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| Thursday, September 4th, 2008
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3:15 am - A Bit Empty...
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I keep wanting to go into the bedroom to play with her. She was here for so long that now it's weird without her.

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| Tuesday, August 12th, 2008
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4:12 am - Things I Learned Today
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The first time you listen to Lou Reed's solo music you should not be alone at your desk with a glass of milk and a bacon sandwich wondering if you'll ever be able to work things out with your girlfriend. It should be done on your living room couch with your girlfriend present while you share a bottle of wine and eat bread drizzled with olive oil and balsamic vinegar. You should kiss your girlfriend when she isn't looking and try to find more ways to tell her she's beautiful. And later on, after you've had sex but before you've fallen asleep, you should try and find a way to lay in the bed so that you will be able to touch her all through the night but still manage to get some sleep, because as much as you love holding her it's just too constricting a position to sleep in.
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| Sunday, August 3rd, 2008
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8:39 pm - I am so fucking bored.
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Amuse me!
(I can't believe I just said that. I sound like Julianne.)
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| Monday, July 28th, 2008
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2:07 pm - Ah, Sweet Relief
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I have a dehumidifier and a second fan for my apartment. You have no idea the difference this makes. It's almost better than air-conditioning.
Had a reasonably good weekend. Drank some good coffee in the market, went to a toga party, got kissed by a girl (on the cheek, and not romantically, and part of a drunken party game, but we take what we can get at this point), ate at a good restaurant in Little Italy (they took the snails in white wine sauce off the menu, though... boo!), and I have a mostly clean, less damp apartment.
I still need: to replace several books, and find a roommate (Torontonians, or people looking to move to Toronto, I'm looking at you).
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| Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008
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2:03 pm - If Physical Theories Were Women
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| Wednesday, July 9th, 2008
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12:54 am - My Apartment is Flooded
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It normally floods a little bit every time it rains really hard, just in the kitchen and laundry room. Normally probably less than a gallon of water in total. I came home tonight to find nearly the entire apartment under two inches of water. I think I lost at least $500 worth of shit, maybe more. I've only been home for about a half hour and I'm still cleaning shit up. I just had to sit down for a minute and take a breather. It didn't even fucking rain that hard.
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| Wednesday, June 18th, 2008
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1:05 am - And I Don't Care Who Knows It!
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I'm taking Alanis Morissette off my "guilty pleasures" list and putting her on my "artists I like" list.
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| Tuesday, May 13th, 2008
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2:09 pm - William Gaddis, on Christmas
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"Tragedy was foresworn, in ritual denial of the ripe knowledge that we are drawing away from one another, that we share only one thing, share the fear of belonging to another, or to others, or to God; love or money, tender equated in advertising and the world, where only money is currency, and under dead trees and brittle ornaments prehensile hands exchange forgeries of what the heart dare not surrender."
- Wiliam Gaddis, The Recognitions, p. 103
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2:02 pm - The List (cross-posted from vestige.org)
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Jason Kottke recently posted a link to a book called 1001 Books You Must Read Before You Die, foreward by Peter Ackroyd and Edited by Peter Boxall. (I've used Jason's referral code, as I'm not a member of Amazon's program, and somebody should get the bump, should you decide to buy the book from that link.) Posting about a book like this is worthless, really, unless you've managed to take a look at the list, and so here it is (or so I've been given to understand). The list is composed entirely of fiction, and by that they mean prose fiction so nobody has to worry about struggling through Shakespeare or Milton (why Shakespeare should be much of a struggle is beyond me, but plenty of folks seem intimidated). It's also pretty heavily biased in favour of books published after 1900, and we could debate forever why some books were chosen and some were not. Why choose Byatt's The Virgin in the Garden, an excellent book, certainly, but not the follow-up Still Life, the only work of literature other than Othello to reduce me to tears? Why so much Faulkner, but no Light in August? The list seems compiled rather than considered, but I suppose that's the way of lists. And even though this list is presented with less behind it than, say, Harold Bloom's The Western Cannon, here's what I've read from it (note that I've included The Recognitions, because I'm reading it now, and that I have excluded those works that I have not read in full):
- Never Let Me Go, by Kazuo Ishiguro
- On Beauty, by Zadie Smith
- The Double, by José Saramago
- Fury, by Salman Rushdie
- Choke, by Chuck Palahniuk
- Life of Pi, by Yann Martel
- House of Leaves, by Mark Z. Danielewski
- Cryptonomicon, by Neal Stephenson
- Underworld, by Don DeLillo
- The Ghost Road, by Pat Barker
- The Stone Diaries, by Carol Shields
- Regeneration, by Pat Barker
- Possession, by A.S. Byatt
- Remains of the Day, by Kazuo Ishiguro
- Foucault’s Pendulum, by Umberto Eco
- The Satanic Verses, by Salman Rushdie
- The Long Dark Teatime of the Soul, by Douglas Adams
- Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency, by Douglas Adams
- The Passion, by Jeanette Winterson
- Watchmen, by Alan Moore & David Gibbons
- White Noise, by Don DeLillo
- Neuromancer, by William Gibson
- Flaubert’s Parrot, by Julian Barnes
- Midnight’s Children, by Salman Rushdie
- The Name of the Rose, by Umberto Eco
- If On a Winter’s Night a Traveler, by Italo Calvino
- The Virgin in the Garden, by A.S. Byatt
- Song of Solomon, by Toni Morrison
- The Public Burning, by Robert Coover
- Invisible Cities, by Italo Calvino
- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, by Hunter S. Thompson
- Slaughterhouse-five, by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
- The French Lieutenant’s Woman, by John Fowles
- Ada, or Ardor: A Family Chronicle, by Vladimir Nabokov
- 2001: A Space Odyssey, by Arthur C. Clarke
- Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?, by Philip K. Dick
- One Hundred Years of Solitude, by Gabriel García Márquez
- The Crying of Lot 49, by Thomas Pynchon
- V., by Thomas Pynchon
- Cat’s Cradle, by Kurt Vonnegut
- The Collector, by John Fowles
- One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, by Ken Kesey
- Pale Fire, by Vladimir Nabokov
- Labyrinths, by Jorge Luis Borges
- Solaris, by Stanislaw Lem
- Catch-22, by Joseph Heller
- To Kill a Mockingbird, by Harper Lee
- Naked Lunch, by William Burroughs
- The Once and Future King, by T.H. White
- The Bell, by Iris Murdoch
- On the Road, by Jack Kerouac
- Pnin, by Vladimir Nabokov
- The Lord of the Rings, by J.R.R. Tolkien
- Lolita, by Vladimir Nabokov
- The Quiet American, by Graham Greene
- The Recognitions, by William Gaddis
- Lord of the Flies, by William Golding
- Casino Royale, by Ian Fleming
- The Catcher in the Rye, by J.D. Salinger
- Gormenghast, by Mervyn Peake
- Nineteen Eighty-Four, by George Orwell
- Titus Groan, by Mervyn Peake
- Animal Farm, by George Orwell
- Ficciones, by Jorge Luis Borges
- The Little Prince, by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
- The Glass Bead Game, by Herman Hesse
- Between the Acts, by Virginia Woolf
- The Big Sleep, by Raymond Chandler
- Murphy, by Samuel Beckett
- The Hobbit, by J.R.R. Tolkien
- Absalom, Absalom!, by William Faulkner
- Miss Lonelyhearts, by Nathanael West
- Brave New World, by Aldous Huxley
- Orlando, by Virginia Woolf
- Steppenwolf, by Herman Hesse
- The Sun Also Rises, by Ernest Hemingway
- Mrs. Dalloway, by Virginia Woolf
- The Great Gatsby, by F. Scott Fitzgerald
- Siddhartha, by Herman Hesse
- Ulysses, by James Joyce
- A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man, by James Joyce
- The Thirty-Nine Steps, by John Buchan
- Sons and Lovers, by D.H. Lawrence
- The Secret Agent, by Joseph Conrad
- Heart of Darkness, by Joseph Conrad
- The Turn of the Screw, by Henry James
- The War of the Worlds, by H.G. Wells
- The Invisible Man, by H.G. Wells
- The Island of Dr. Moreau, by H.G. Wells
- The Time Machine, by H.G. Wells
- The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, by Robert Louis Stevenson
- The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, by Mark Twain
- Treasure Island, by Robert Louis Stevenson
- The Portrait of a Lady, by Henry James
- Through the Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There, by Lewis Carroll
- Silas Marner, by George Eliot
- A Tale of Two Cities, by Charles Dickens
- Jane Eyre, by Charlotte Brontë
- The Pit and the Pendulum, by Edgar Allan Poe
- A Christmas Carol, by Charles Dickens
- Frankenstein, by Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley
- Émile; or, On Education, by Jean-Jacques Rousseau
- Pamela, by Samuel Richardson
- A Modest Proposal, by Jonathan Swift
- Moll Flanders, by Daniel Defoe
- Love in Excess, by Eliza Haywood
- Don Quixote, by Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra
Okay, I'll be honest, I just like posting lists every so often, and I feel like I'm due. And 107 books, from a list like this one, really isn't so bad, especially considering I was twenty years old before I started reading much beyond spy novels and bad fantasy.
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| Saturday, February 16th, 2008
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2:36 am
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If any of you folks are in the Seattle area (hell, even if you aren't) please look at this:
http://community.livejournal.com/seattle/5056342.html
My friend Nick is missing. He's got a wife and kids and another little one on the way. Please, if you have any information at all, contact the authorities.
At the very least I hope you'll all join me in wishing for his safe return and sending prayers/good thoughts or whatever sort of fellowship you can in the direction of him and his family.
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