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Sunday, November 1st, 2009
7:13 pm - And the dead shall walk...

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Wednesday, May 27th, 2009
12:21 am - In Conversation


I was recently interviewed by Finn Harvor on the current state of the book/publishing industry. I hope I made at least a little bit of sense.

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Monday, April 6th, 2009
6:19 am - Two Things I Couldn't Convince My Father to Do to Save My Life
-- stop answering his cellphone in restaurants
- ride in the backseat of a taxi

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Friday, January 9th, 2009
3:24 am - Finally
After six years of work, I finally finished the final draft of my short story "Mark Jarvis, Prophet". It's only ten pages long, but it's finally fucking finished. It only took, what, twenty or thirty drafts?

And yes, it's about a guy who has a tumour in his bum that predicts the future when he farts. It makes sense when you read it, I promise.

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Thursday, December 11th, 2008
11:50 pm
I'm not sure I care anymore.

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Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008
6:06 am
Q: Where do you find a tortoise with no legs?

A: Exactly where you left it.

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Sunday, September 14th, 2008
6:10 am - David Foster Wallace, 1962 - 2008
David Foster Wallace, novelist, essayist, and author of short fiction, was found dead on Friday night, an apparent suicide. Not everything I've said about him over the years was favourable, but he was a bright point in contemporary letters, and he will be missed. It saddens me that he felt such a drastic measure was necessary.

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4:28 am - Me and Fiona II


Belated birthday gift from James and Amanda.

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Saturday, September 13th, 2008
2:12 am - Elizabeth May on The Agenda

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Wednesday, September 10th, 2008
12:43 am - Goddamn Ulcerative Colitis
I'm not generally a "solve your problems with booze" kind of guy, but it really sucks that I can't have one night of complete fucking oblivion.

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Thursday, September 4th, 2008
3:15 am - A Bit Empty...
I keep wanting to go into the bedroom to play with her. She was here for so long that now it's weird without her.



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Tuesday, August 12th, 2008
4:12 am - Things I Learned Today
The first time you listen to Lou Reed's solo music you should not be alone at your desk with a glass of milk and a bacon sandwich wondering if you'll ever be able to work things out with your girlfriend. It should be done on your living room couch with your girlfriend present while you share a bottle of wine and eat bread drizzled with olive oil and balsamic vinegar. You should kiss your girlfriend when she isn't looking and try to find more ways to tell her she's beautiful. And later on, after you've had sex but before you've fallen asleep, you should try and find a way to lay in the bed so that you will be able to touch her all through the night but still manage to get some sleep, because as much as you love holding her it's just too constricting a position to sleep in.

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Sunday, August 3rd, 2008
8:39 pm - I am so fucking bored.
Amuse me!

(I can't believe I just said that. I sound like Julianne.)

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Monday, July 28th, 2008
2:07 pm - Ah, Sweet Relief
I have a dehumidifier and a second fan for my apartment. You have no idea the difference this makes. It's almost better than air-conditioning.

Had a reasonably good weekend. Drank some good coffee in the market, went to a toga party, got kissed by a girl (on the cheek, and not romantically, and part of a drunken party game, but we take what we can get at this point), ate at a good restaurant in Little Italy (they took the snails in white wine sauce off the menu, though... boo!), and I have a mostly clean, less damp apartment.

I still need: to replace several books, and find a roommate (Torontonians, or people looking to move to Toronto, I'm looking at you).

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Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008
2:03 pm - If Physical Theories Were Women
McSweeney's Reports

I keep dating Quantum Mechanics and Quantum Field Theory over and over again.

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Wednesday, July 9th, 2008
12:54 am - My Apartment is Flooded
It normally floods a little bit every time it rains really hard, just in the kitchen and laundry room. Normally probably less than a gallon of water in total. I came home tonight to find nearly the entire apartment under two inches of water. I think I lost at least $500 worth of shit, maybe more. I've only been home for about a half hour and I'm still cleaning shit up. I just had to sit down for a minute and take a breather. It didn't even fucking rain that hard.

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Wednesday, June 18th, 2008
1:05 am - And I Don't Care Who Knows It!
I'm taking Alanis Morissette off my "guilty pleasures" list and putting her on my "artists I like" list.

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Tuesday, May 13th, 2008
2:09 pm - William Gaddis, on Christmas
"Tragedy was foresworn, in ritual denial of the ripe knowledge that we are drawing away from one another, that we share only one thing, share the fear of belonging to another, or to others, or to God; love or money, tender equated in advertising and the world, where only money is currency, and under dead trees and brittle ornaments prehensile hands exchange forgeries of what the heart dare not surrender."

- Wiliam Gaddis, The Recognitions, p. 103

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2:02 pm - The List (cross-posted from vestige.org)


Jason Kottke recently posted a link to a book called 1001 Books You Must Read Before You Die, foreward by Peter Ackroyd and Edited by Peter Boxall. (I've used Jason's referral code, as I'm not a member of Amazon's program, and somebody should get the bump, should you decide to buy the book from that link.) Posting about a book like this is worthless, really, unless you've managed to take a look at the list, and so here it is (or so I've been given to understand). The list is composed entirely of fiction, and by that they mean prose fiction so nobody has to worry about struggling through Shakespeare or Milton (why Shakespeare should be much of a struggle is beyond me, but plenty of folks seem intimidated). It's also pretty heavily biased in favour of books published after 1900, and we could debate forever why some books were chosen and some were not. Why choose Byatt's The Virgin in the Garden, an excellent book, certainly, but not the follow-up Still Life, the only work of literature other than Othello to reduce me to tears? Why so much Faulkner, but no Light in August? The list seems compiled rather than considered, but I suppose that's the way of lists. And even though this list is presented with less behind it than, say, Harold Bloom's The Western Cannon, here's what I've read from it (note that I've included The Recognitions, because I'm reading it now, and that I have excluded those works that I have not read in full):



  1. Never Let Me Go, by Kazuo Ishiguro

  2. On Beauty, by Zadie Smith

  3. The Double, by José Saramago

  4. Fury, by Salman Rushdie

  5. Choke, by Chuck Palahniuk

  6. Life of Pi, by Yann Martel

  7. House of Leaves, by Mark Z. Danielewski

  8. Cryptonomicon, by Neal Stephenson

  9. Underworld, by Don DeLillo

  10. The Ghost Road, by Pat Barker

  11. The Stone Diaries, by Carol Shields

  12. Regeneration, by Pat Barker

  13. Possession, by A.S. Byatt

  14. Remains of the Day, by Kazuo Ishiguro

  15. Foucault’s Pendulum, by Umberto Eco

  16. The Satanic Verses, by Salman Rushdie

  17. The Long Dark Teatime of the Soul, by Douglas Adams

  18. Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency, by Douglas Adams

  19. The Passion, by Jeanette Winterson

  20. Watchmen, by Alan Moore & David Gibbons

  21. White Noise, by Don DeLillo

  22. Neuromancer, by William Gibson

  23. Flaubert’s Parrot, by Julian Barnes

  24. Midnight’s Children, by Salman Rushdie

  25. The Name of the Rose, by Umberto Eco

  26. If On a Winter’s Night a Traveler, by Italo Calvino

  27. The Virgin in the Garden, by A.S. Byatt

  28. Song of Solomon, by Toni Morrison

  29. The Public Burning, by Robert Coover

  30. Invisible Cities, by Italo Calvino

  31. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, by Hunter S. Thompson

  32. Slaughterhouse-five, by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

  33. The French Lieutenant’s Woman, by John Fowles

  34. Ada, or Ardor: A Family Chronicle, by Vladimir Nabokov

  35. 2001: A Space Odyssey, by Arthur C. Clarke

  36. Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?, by Philip K. Dick

  37. One Hundred Years of Solitude, by Gabriel García Márquez

  38. The Crying of Lot 49, by Thomas Pynchon

  39. V., by Thomas Pynchon

  40. Cat’s Cradle, by Kurt Vonnegut

  41. The Collector, by John Fowles

  42. One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, by Ken Kesey

  43. Pale Fire, by Vladimir Nabokov

  44. Labyrinths, by Jorge Luis Borges

  45. Solaris, by Stanislaw Lem

  46. Catch-22, by Joseph Heller

  47. To Kill a Mockingbird, by Harper Lee

  48. Naked Lunch, by William Burroughs

  49. The Once and Future King, by T.H. White

  50. The Bell, by Iris Murdoch

  51. On the Road, by Jack Kerouac

  52. Pnin, by Vladimir Nabokov

  53. The Lord of the Rings, by J.R.R. Tolkien

  54. Lolita, by Vladimir Nabokov

  55. The Quiet American, by Graham Greene

  56. The Recognitions, by William Gaddis

  57. Lord of the Flies, by William Golding

  58. Casino Royale, by Ian Fleming

  59. The Catcher in the Rye, by J.D. Salinger

  60. Gormenghast, by Mervyn Peake

  61. Nineteen Eighty-Four, by George Orwell

  62. Titus Groan, by Mervyn Peake

  63. Animal Farm, by George Orwell

  64. Ficciones, by Jorge Luis Borges

  65. The Little Prince, by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

  66. The Glass Bead Game, by Herman Hesse

  67. Between the Acts, by Virginia Woolf

  68. The Big Sleep, by Raymond Chandler

  69. Murphy, by Samuel Beckett

  70. The Hobbit, by J.R.R. Tolkien

  71. Absalom, Absalom!, by William Faulkner

  72. Miss Lonelyhearts, by Nathanael West

  73. Brave New World, by Aldous Huxley

  74. Orlando, by Virginia Woolf

  75. Steppenwolf, by Herman Hesse

  76. The Sun Also Rises, by Ernest Hemingway

  77. Mrs. Dalloway, by Virginia Woolf

  78. The Great Gatsby, by F. Scott Fitzgerald

  79. Siddhartha, by Herman Hesse

  80. Ulysses, by James Joyce

  81. A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man, by James Joyce

  82. The Thirty-Nine Steps, by John Buchan

  83. Sons and Lovers, by D.H. Lawrence

  84. The Secret Agent, by Joseph Conrad

  85. Heart of Darkness, by Joseph Conrad

  86. The Turn of the Screw, by Henry James

  87. The War of the Worlds, by H.G. Wells

  88. The Invisible Man, by H.G. Wells

  89. The Island of Dr. Moreau, by H.G. Wells

  90. The Time Machine, by H.G. Wells

  91. The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, by Robert Louis Stevenson

  92. The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, by Mark Twain

  93. Treasure Island, by Robert Louis Stevenson

  94. The Portrait of a Lady, by Henry James

  95. Through the Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There, by Lewis Carroll

  96. Silas Marner, by George Eliot

  97. A Tale of Two Cities, by Charles Dickens

  98. Jane Eyre, by Charlotte Brontë

  99. The Pit and the Pendulum, by Edgar Allan Poe

  100. A Christmas Carol, by Charles Dickens

  101. Frankenstein, by Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley

  102. Émile; or, On Education, by Jean-Jacques Rousseau

  103. Pamela, by Samuel Richardson

  104. A Modest Proposal, by Jonathan Swift

  105. Moll Flanders, by Daniel Defoe

  106. Love in Excess, by Eliza Haywood

  107. Don Quixote, by Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra



Okay, I'll be honest, I just like posting lists every so often, and I feel like I'm due. And 107 books, from a list like this one, really isn't so bad, especially considering I was twenty years old before I started reading much beyond spy novels and bad fantasy.

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Saturday, February 16th, 2008
2:36 am
If any of you folks are in the Seattle area (hell, even if you aren't) please look at this:

http://community.livejournal.com/seattle/5056342.html

My friend Nick is missing. He's got a wife and kids and another little one on the way. Please, if you have any information at all, contact the authorities.

At the very least I hope you'll all join me in wishing for his safe return and sending prayers/good thoughts or whatever sort of fellowship you can in the direction of him and his family.

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